Love was bliss;
Until;
You changed the meaning of it.
Friday, October 24, 2008 ; 10:13Y
& Give me the love i never had
LOL! Channel News Asia's interview with the puppets of the latest horny musical: Avenue Q!
PRINCETON - The fresh college graduate who is looking for
meaning in life
Do you ever get jokes about your name?
Princeton: Yeah! But they aren’t really that funny...
How important is it for you to find a purpose in life?
Princeton: I’ll tell you once I find it!
Have strangers ever sent you money?
Princeton: Not yet – but please do so (can you put this in big letters in your article, please) do send your donations to Princeton, 3 Avenue Q, Alphabet City.
KATE MONSTER - The teaching assistant
We all know you’re not really a monster. What qualities do you look for in a man?
Kate: Yes, I'm a real monster and proud of it. The furrier the better (for my man).
Do you think you’ll dump Princeton for a Singaporean?
Kate: No, of course not. Princeton is my man. Kate Monster, if you’re so bothered about your hairy situation, why not try waxing or IPL? No pain, no gain.
Kate: I tried – but it grew back at monster speed, so I’ll wait till they have invented a new painless method.
NICKY - Rod’s jobless roommate
We heard that you’re not working. How do you get by?
Nicky: I get by with a little help from my friends *wink*
The Singapore government loves foreign talent. Would you
consider looking for a job here?
Nicky: Sure – will you let them know how talented I am?
Why do you even care if Rod is gay?
Nicky: Who would hang out with someone who isn’t cheerful?
Do you think you and Rod are meant for each other?
Nicky: Depends on the time of day
ROD - The Republican investment banker who likes erm, men.
So you’re a Republican, you think McCain-Palin team is going
to win the election?
Rod: Absolutely – McCain is such a hunk!
What are your thoughts on the current credit crisis?
Rod: I’m always broke, so I don’t have a lot to lose.
Are you affected? Is it time for a career switch?
Rod: Sure – is Channel NewsAsia hiring? I look very good on camera.
LUCY THE SLUT - The foxy cabaret singer
Any seduction tips for the Singaporean ladies?
Lucy: I’m planning to keep all the men in Singapore to myself!
Are you excited about meeting Asian men in Singapore?
Lucy: I’m always excited about meeting men.
Would you consider hitting on men? Or do you play hard to get?
Lucy: Of course I hit on men – don’t you?
Boxers or briefs for your guy?
Lucy: Haven’t you heard the song from our show “I’m not wearing any underwear today”?